Dear Kitten,

You are so cute and fuzzy! I love it.



You make me feel really happy.
I'm not sure what's going on inside your head, but it's a really cute head!

So, little kitten, what should I name you?
I've been calling you Muppet Show, because you really look unreal. Really! You move around like a muppet.

And you have no name, so I've been calling you the creature with no name, and Josey Wales.
You're really fuzzy, so I like to call you fuzz muffin, because you are so tiny and fit in my hand like a large muffin. And your black and white coloring has resulted in poppyseed muffin or poppyseed fuzz muffin or poppyseed muppet.

And then there's "little titten". Not because you have anything to do with a little titt. No, that's just the sound that came out when I called you in a high voice, "little titten, little titten". My husband didn't like that.

Oh yeah, and I originally wanted to name you Shatsi, but it's not coming naturally to call you that.
So, little kitten, I don't know your name!

What is your name, little kitten? What is your name!?

I love how you walk across the bed toward me, your purr bigger than you.

Soon, the leaves will be gone and you'll be 6 inches longer and a few inches toward the ceiling and what will you be called then?

Tell me little kitten, what is your name?

Wondering,
Leila